army can be summed up into a few points:

1) time is very precious, so be fast! (really times 10 precious)
2) vulgarities are bloody common (even though i more or less always hear it from the same sarge)
3) listen to commands and orders! (duh...)
4) always reply loudly
5) black tape!

hmm cannot think of any more liao. I gotta rest, cuz i got slight fever n dunno whether tmr can book in or not.