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Friday, March 18, 2005
how many jc students to one lightbulb?

hmm din noe i had so many loyal readers... sorry to disappoint but no daily dosage of love or anything cuz i'm not an expert in tt area. you wan can try the movie Hitch though I haven watch it either. Here's a little funny something I lifted off my junior cls's blog. No offensive to all da JC ppl.

Q: How many RJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the newbulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mailabout lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and bannersto give him/her support.
Q: How many MJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.
Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take tochange lightbulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employYJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it forACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it taketo change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they makethe male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: They can't be bothered.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: How many PJC students does it take to changethe lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will dosomething about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks fornot wearing the proper school attire
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to changethe lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

stay tune to a part 2 from the previous entry.


zp; 10:26 PM
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